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To the only way to keep up with the random happenings of Andy Polley.
 He's a 26-year-old bachelor with one thing on his mind:  Life is for the
Taking.  He's seen 48 states, traveled to13 countries, canoed the
Mississippi, run across a state, spent three weeks on a ship, and learned
to fly.
        What's Next?  No one really knows!  Tune in here to find out!!!
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"Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life."  Michael Palin
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